The Family Portrait — Bitcoin and its disowned coins styled as a Victorian oil painting
The Meditation — Bitcoin seated calmly in desaturated gold surrounded by a swirling outer orbit of neon chaos
The Disavowal — Bitcoin walking away off-frame while a comet-tail of pleading coins chases behind it

Bastards of Bitcoin

Money has new physics. These are its stories.

A satirical history of every coin, con, and true believer
that Bitcoin's purists would rather you forget.
Volume One of a trilogy.

"A bastard, for our purposes, is any coin Bitcoin's faithful pretend they never met."